50 Quotes About Life That Are Funny

Life is much better when you are able to laugh at it. Read these quotes about life that are funny to bring a smile to your face. You will see wisdom and truth in them and you just have to laugh!

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  1. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
    Irish Blessing

  2. Retirement is like becoming a new mother, without the hassles and challenges of raising a child. You feel like youve been thrown into a different life, far from what is familiar and wild. Julie Hebert, Challenges of Retirement
    Funny Retirement Poems

  3. Be not simply good; be good for something. Thoreau
    Graduation Poems

  4. A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, Im glad I chose my cellmate wisely. Author Unknown
    Anniversary Quotes

  5. One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with each other, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again. Judith Viorst
    Marriage Poems

  6. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
  7. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Charles Schulz
    Birthday Poems

  8. There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning!' Fulton J. Sheen
    Good Morning Wishes

  9. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. Billy Sunday
    Christian Poems

  10. I got lost in him, and it was the kind of lost thats exactly like being found. Claire LaZebnik
    Love Poems For Him

  11. Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. Richard Armour
    Retirement Poems

  12. When you are tempted to buy something you can't afford, go by it. Author Unknown, Steps to Success
    Poems About Success

  13. Try this for one day: - Think as though your thoughts were visible to all about you. Author Unknown
    Quotes To Make You Think

  14. Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home, forever. Gene Perret
    Retirement Sayings

  15. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. Nicky Gumbel
    Quotes To Inspire Graduates

  16. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. Will Ferrell
    Engagement Poems

  17. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me... they're cramming for their final exam. George Carlin
    Christian Quotes

  18. If you intend to be happy, don't be foolish enough to wait for a just cause. Author Unknown
    Happy Poems

  19. Change is hardest at the beginning, messiest in the middle and best at the end.
  20. Change is hardest at the beginning, messiest in the middle and best at the end. Robin S. Sharma
    Quotes That Inspire Change

  21. If love was a storybook wed meet on the very first page. Author Unknown
    How Do I Love You Poems

  22. Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. Albert Einstein
    Quotes About Life Inspirational

  23. Take time to play, it is the secret of perpetual youth. Unknown, Take Time
    Positive Poems

  24. One should also remember that the path to success is through the staircase and not through the elevator. Rakesh K Mittal
    Quotes About Success

  25. Thanksgiving - when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didnt have to cook. Melanie White
    Thanksgiving Poems

  26. Be sure to live on the sunny side, and even then do not expect the world to look bright, if you habitually wear gray-brown glasses. Chas. H. Eliot
    Quotes To My Daughter

  27. There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. Bob Phillips
    Poems About Getting Older

  28. Life is hard. After all, it kills you. Katharine Hepburn
    Quotes about Death

  29. If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you. Muhammad Ali
    Quotes That Inspire

  30. Don't brag. It isn't the whistle that pulls the train. Author Unknown
    Quotes To Inspire Students

  31. A man may have heart enough to love two women at the same time, but he certainly ought to have brains enough not to try it. Author Unknown
    Love Sayings

  32. I want my children to have all the things I couldnt afford. Then I want to move in with them. Phyllis Diller
    Quotes About Mom

  33. You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
    Funny Birthday Poems

  34. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. Oprah Winfrey
    Quotes When Life Is Hard

  35. Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before.
  36. Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. Mignon McLaughlin
    Wedding Poems

  37. Don't waste today by talking about yesterday until it's finally tomorrow. Tim Fargo
    Quotes About Today

  38. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard
    Quotes About Life Struggles

  39. I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it! Author Unknown
    Birthday Poems For Sister

  40. Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. Author Unknown
    Christmas Poems

  41. Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald. Proverb
    Quotes That Encourage

  42. If I have any beliefs about immortality it is that certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very very few people. James Thurber
    Pet Loss Quotes

  43. Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. Kin Hubbard
    Age Quotes

  44. More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good. Linda Sunshine
    Funny Birthday Poems For Sister

  45. Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow. Reed Markham
    Quotes About Being A Dad

  46. My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
    Mom Poems

  47. I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
  48. I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. Maya Angelou
    Positive Quotes

  49. Lost time is like a run in a stocking. It always gets worse. Anne Morrow Lindbergh
    Time Quotes

  50. Time is the same regardless of how much you pay for the watch. Craig D. Lounsbrough
    Time Poems

  51. Behind every clever man is an even cleverer woman. Matshona Dhliwayo
    Wisdom Quotes  -   Wisdom Poems

  52. The home's so full of luxury now, it's almost like a club, I sometimes wish we could go back to that old wooden tub. Edgar A. Guest, The Old Wooden Tub
    Poems About Home

  53. Home is the place we love best and grumble the most. Billy Sunday
    Quotes about Home

  54. Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze. Elinor Glyn
    Wedding Poems About Love

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