Life is much better when you are able to laugh at it. Read these quotes about life that are funny to bring a smile to your face. You will see wisdom and truth in them and you just have to laugh!
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As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
- Irish Blessing
Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.
Unknown Author
- Monday Quotes
Retirement is like becoming a new mother, without the hassles and challenges of raising a child. You feel like you�ve been thrown into a different life, far from what is familiar and wild.
Julie Hebert, Challenges of Retirement
- Funny Retirement Poems
Be not simply good; be good for something.
Thoreau
- Graduation Poems
Life is like a cup of coffee, some days you get the sweet aroma of success, and today, it's just a bitter grind.
Amy E. A. Inder
- Poems About Today
A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I�m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.
Author Unknown
- Anniversary Quotes
One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with each other, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
Judith Viorst -
Marriage Poems
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Charles Schulz
- Birthday Poems
There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God'� and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning!'
Fulton J. Sheen
- Good Morning Wishes
Sisters are the spice of life - sometimes sweet, sometimes bitter, but always adding flavor.
Author Unknown
- Poems About Sisters
At eighty, you've seen it all, from disco dances to VHS's fall.
C. A. Lynch, Eight Decades
- 80th Birthday Poems
Oh, the years have flown by, faster than sound, while I'm stuck counting wrinkles that I've found.
C. A. Lynch, Chase Your Age
- Happy Birthday Brother Poems
If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake.
Frank Wilczek
- Quotes About Mistakes
Retirement: the stage of life where "Happy Hour" is no longer just an hour but a way of life.
- Funny Retirement Messsages
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
Billy Sunday
- Christian Poems
I got lost in him, and it was the kind of lost that�s exactly like being found.
Claire LaZebnik
- Love Poems For Him
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
Richard Armour
- Retirement Poems
Time is the same regardless of how much you pay for the watch.
Craig D. Lounsbrough
- Time Poems
Behind every clever man is an even cleverer woman.
Matshona Dhliwayo
- Wisdom Poems
When you are tempted to buy something you can't afford, go by it.
Author Unknown, Steps to Success
- Poems About Success
Education is not the filling of a pot but the lighting of a fire.
W.B. Yeat
- Quotes About Education
So cherish these birthdays, as they come and go, for funny how often a decade can bestow.
C. A. Lynch, Each Decade
- Milestone Birthday Poem
Try this for one day: - Think as though your thoughts were visible to all about you.
Author Unknown
- Quotes To Make You Think
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home, forever.
Gene Perret
- Retirement Sayings
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Nicky Gumbel-
Quotes To Inspire Graduates
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
Will Ferrell
- Engagement Poems
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me... they're cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin
- Christian Quotes
Worry is like a rocking chair-it keeps you moving but doesn't get you anywhere.
Corrie Ten Boom
- Worry Quotes
If you intend to be happy, don't be foolish enough to wait for a just cause.
Author Unknown
- Happy Poems
Change is hardest at the beginning, messiest in the middle and best at the end.
Robin S. Sharma
- Quotes That Inspire Change
Life is like a sleigh ride with Santa Claus: it can be bumpy, there may be some unexpected turns, but if you hold on tight and enjoy the ride, you'll end up exactly where you're meant to be - with a bag full of presents and a heart full of joy.
C. A. Lynch
- Quotes About Santa Claus
If every day was Saturday, oh how life would be a breeze, we'd lounge around in PJs and do just as we please.
C. A. Lynch, If Every Day Was Saturday
- Saturday Poems
Wednesday is like a middle child - not as exciting as Monday or Friday, but still desperately trying to stand out in the crowd.
Author Unknown
- Wednesday Quotes
If love was a storybook we�d meet on the very first page.
Author Unknown
- How Do I Love You Poems
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
Albert Einstein -
Quotes About Life Inspirational
Take time to play, it is the secret of perpetual youth.
Unknown, Take Time
- Positive Poems
In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.
Author Unknown
- Quotes About Sisters
One should also remember that the path to success is through the staircase and not through the elevator.
Rakesh K Mittal
- Quotes About Success
Thanksgiving - when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn�t have to cook.
Melanie White
- Thanksgiving Poems
Grandpas are the ones who can fix anything with a roll of duct tape and a little elbow grease.
Author Unknown
- Grandfather Quotes
Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
William Arthur Ward
- Quotes About Gratitude
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
- Forgiveness Quotes
Be sure to live on the sunny side, and even then do not expect the world to look bright, if you habitually wear gray-brown glasses.
Chas. H. Eliot
- Quotes To My Daughter
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
Bob Phillips
- Poems About Getting Older
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Katharine Hepburn
- Quotes about Death
If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
Muhammad Ali
- Quotes That Inspire
A man may have heart enough to love two women at the same time, but he certainly ought to have brains
enough not to try it.
Author Unknown
- Love Sayings
There are few friends in this wide world whose love is fond and true;
But, when you count them over, place me among the few.
J. S. Ogilvie
- Quotes About Friends
I want my children to have all the things I couldn�t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller
- Quotes About Mom
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
- Funny Birthday Poems
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
- Quotes When Life Is Hard
Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before.
Mignon McLaughlin
- Wedding Poems
Don't waste today by talking about yesterday until it's finally tomorrow.
Tim Fargo
- Quotes About Today
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
- Quotes About Life Struggles
I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!
Author Unknown
- Birthday Poems For Sister
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
Author Unknown
- Christmas Poems
Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
Proverb
- Quotes That Encourage
If I have any beliefs about immortality it is that certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very very few people.
James Thurber
- Pet Loss Quotes
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Kin Hubbard
- Age Quotes
Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.
Reed Markham
- Quotes About Being A Dad
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
- Mom Poems
I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
Maya Angelou
- Positive Quotes
Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop.
Usman B. Asif
- Quotes About Fear
My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work.
Author Unknown
- Work Quotes
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
Mallory Hopkins
- Poems On Life
Our love will grow, day by day - today and when we turn gray.
C. A. Lynch, Forevermore
- How To Write Marriage Vows
You can complain about the direction of your life all you want, but until you sit in the driver�s seat and begin to drive yourself, you aren�t going to get where you want to go!
Les Brown
- Best Wishes To You
Lost time is like a run in a stocking. It always gets worse.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
- Time Quotes
Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn�t changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I�m just wearing better shoes.
Oprah Winfrey
- Best Poems
The home's so full of luxury now, it's almost like a club, I sometimes wish we could go back to that old wooden tub.
Edgar A. Guest, The Old Wooden Tub
- Poems About Home
Home is the place we love best and grumble the most.
Billy Sunday
- Quotes about Home
Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.
Elinor Glyn
- Wedding Poems About Love