54 Quotes About Life That Are Funny

Life is much better when you are able to laugh at it. Read these quotes about life that are funny to bring a smile to your face. You will see wisdom and truth in them and you just have to laugh! You may also enjoy our Poems On Life

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  1. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
    Irish Blessing

  2. Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays. Unknown Author
    Monday Quotes

  3. Retirement is like becoming a new mother, without the hassles and challenges of raising a child. You feel like youíve been thrown into a different life, far from what is familiar and wild. Julie Hebert, Challenges of Retirement
    Funny Retirement Poems

  4. Be not simply good; be good for something. Thoreau
    Graduation Poems

  5. A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, Iím glad I chose my cellmate wisely. Author Unknown
    Anniversary Quotes

  6. One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with each other, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again. Judith Viorst
    Marriage Poems

  7. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
  8. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Charles Schulz
    Birthday Poems

  9. There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God'í and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning!' Fulton J. Sheen
    Good Morning Wishes

  10. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. Billy Sunday
    Christian Poems

  11. I got lost in him, and it was the kind of lost thatís exactly like being found. Claire LaZebnik
    Love Poems For Him

  12. Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. Richard Armour
    Retirement Poems

  13. When you are tempted to buy something you can't afford, go by it. Author Unknown, Steps to Success
    Poems About Success

  14. Try this for one day: - Think as though your thoughts were visible to all about you. Author Unknown
    Quotes To Make You Think

  15. Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home, forever. Gene Perret
    Retirement Sayings

  16. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. Nicky Gumbel
    Quotes To Inspire Graduates

  17. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. Will Ferrell
    Engagement Poems

  18. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me... they're cramming for their final exam. George Carlin
    Christian Quotes

  19. Worry is like a rocking chair-it keeps you moving but doesn't get you anywhere. Corrie Ten Boom
    Worry Quotes

  20. If you intend to be happy, don't be foolish enough to wait for a just cause. Author Unknown
    Happy Poems

  21. Change is hardest at the beginning, messiest in the middle and best at the end.
  22. Change is hardest at the beginning, messiest in the middle and best at the end. Robin S. Sharma
    Quotes That Inspire Change

  23. If love was a storybook weíd meet on the very first page. Author Unknown
    How Do I Love You Poems

  24. Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. Albert Einstein
    Quotes About Life Inspirational

  25. Take time to play, it is the secret of perpetual youth. Unknown, Take Time
    Positive Poems

  26. One should also remember that the path to success is through the staircase and not through the elevator. Rakesh K Mittal
    Quotes About Success

  27. Thanksgiving - when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didnít have to cook. Melanie White
    Thanksgiving Poems

  28. Be sure to live on the sunny side, and even then do not expect the world to look bright, if you habitually wear gray-brown glasses. Chas. H. Eliot
    Quotes To My Daughter

  29. There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. Bob Phillips
    Poems About Getting Older

  30. Life is hard. After all, it kills you. Katharine Hepburn
    Quotes about Death

  31. If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you. Muhammad Ali
    Quotes That Inspire

  32. Don't brag. It isn't the whistle that pulls the train. Author Unknown
    Quotes To Inspire Students

  33. A man may have heart enough to love two women at the same time, but he certainly ought to have brains enough not to try it. Author Unknown
    Love Sayings

  34. I want my children to have all the things I couldnít afford. Then I want to move in with them. Phyllis Diller
    Quotes About Mom

  35. You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
    Funny Birthday Poems

  36. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. Oprah Winfrey
    Quotes When Life Is Hard

  37. Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before.
  38. Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. Mignon McLaughlin
    Wedding Poems

  39. Don't waste today by talking about yesterday until it's finally tomorrow. Tim Fargo
    Quotes About Today

  40. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard
    Quotes About Life Struggles

  41. I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it! Author Unknown
    Birthday Poems For Sister

  42. Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. Author Unknown
    Christmas Poems

  43. Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald. Proverb
    Quotes That Encourage

  44. If I have any beliefs about immortality it is that certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very very few people. James Thurber
    Pet Loss Quotes

  45. Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. Kin Hubbard
    Age Quotes

  46. More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good. Linda Sunshine
    Funny Birthday Poems For Sister

  47. Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow. Reed Markham
    Quotes About Being A Dad

  48. My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
    Mom Poems

  49. I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
  50. I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. Maya Angelou
    Positive Quotes

  51. You can complain about the direction of your life all you want, but until you sit in the driverís seat and begin to drive yourself, you arenít going to get where you want to go! Les Brown
    Best Wishes To You

  52. Lost time is like a run in a stocking. It always gets worse. Anne Morrow Lindbergh
    Time Quotes

  53. Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasnít changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. Iím just wearing better shoes. Oprah Winfrey
    Best Poems

  54. Time is the same regardless of how much you pay for the watch. Craig D. Lounsbrough
    Time Poems

  55. Behind every clever man is an even cleverer woman. Matshona Dhliwayo
    Wisdom Poems

  56. The home's so full of luxury now, it's almost like a club, I sometimes wish we could go back to that old wooden tub. Edgar A. Guest, The Old Wooden Tub
    Poems About Home

  57. Home is the place we love best and grumble the most. Billy Sunday
    Quotes about Home

  58. Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze. Elinor Glyn
    Wedding Poems About Love

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