31 Quotes About Life That Are Funny

Life is much better when you are able to laugh at it. Read these quotes about life that are funny to bring a smile to your face. You will see wisdom and truth in them and you just have to laugh!

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  1. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
    Irish Blessing

  2. Retirement is like becoming a new mother, without the hassles and challenges of raising a child. You feel like youíve been thrown into a different life, far from what is familiar and wild. Julie Hebert, Challenges of Retirement
    Funny Retirement Poems

  3. Be not simply good; be good for something. Thoreau
    Graduation Poems

  4. One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with each other, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again. Judith Viorst
    Marriage Poems

  5. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
  6. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Charles Schulz
    Birthday Poems

  7. There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God'í and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning!' Fulton J. Sheen
    Good Morning Wishes

  8. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. Billy Sunday
    Christian Poems

  9. Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. Richard Armour
    Retirement Poems

  10. Try this for one day: - Think as though your thoughts were visible to all about you. Author Unknown
    Quotes To Make You Think

  11. Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home, forever. Gene Perret
    Retirement Sayings

  12. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. Nicky Gumbel
    Quotes To Inspire Graduates

  13. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. Will Ferrell
    Engagement Poems

  14. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me... they're cramming for their final exam. George Carlin
    Christian Quotes

  15. If you intend to be happy, don't be foolish enough to wait for a just cause. Author Unknown
    Happy Poems

  16. Change is hardest at the beginning, messiest in the middle and best at the end.
  17. Change is hardest at the beginning, messiest in the middle and best at the end. Robin S. Sharma
    Quotes That Inspire Change

  18. Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. Albert Einstein
    Quotes About Life Inspirational

  19. Thanksgiving - when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didnít have to cook. Melanie White
    Thanksgiving Poems

  20. Be sure to live on the sunny side, and even then do not expect the world to look bright, if you habitually wear gray-brown glasses. Chas. H. Eliot
    Quotes To My Daughter

  21. There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. Bob Phillips
    Poems About Getting Older

  22. If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you. Muhammad Ali
    Quotes That Inspire

  23. Don't brag. It isn't the whistle that pulls the train. Author Unknown
    Quotes To Inspire Students

  24. A man may have heart enough to love two women at the same time, but he certainly ought to have brains enough not to try it. Author Unknown
    Love Sayings

  25. I want my children to have all the things I couldnít afford. Then I want to move in with them. Phyllis Diller
    Quotes About Mom

  26. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. Oprah Winfrey
    Quotes When Life Is Hard

  27. Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before.
  28. Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. Mignon McLaughlin
    Wedding Poems

  29. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard
    Quotes About Life Struggles

  30. Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. Author Unknown
    Christmas Poems

  31. Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald. Proverb
    Quotes That Encourage

  32. Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. Kin Hubbard
    Age Quotes

  33. Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow. Reed Markham
    Quotes About Being A Dad

  34. My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
    Mom Poems

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