Best Wishes

31 Funny Poems

We hope these funny poems make you smile and laugh. They discuss life's quirks and find humor in everyday moments.

From the misadventures of a Wednesday morning to the challenges of worry and the joys of getting older, these poems remind us to laugh and let go of our anxieties, plus approach life with a positive attitude.

May these verses bring a smile to your faces and encourage you to see the lighter side of things.

Best Wishes | funny poems

Wednesday Morn
Poet: C. A. Lynch

On a Wednesday morn, so ordinary and bland,
I woke up to find my socks in a knot,
In a frantic rush, I stumbled and tripped,
Oh, Wednesday, you've got me in a tight spot!

The coffee machine hissed and sputtered,
As if it knew my desperate plight,
But with a jolt, it finally woke up,
And blessed me with caffeine's mighty might.

Off to school, I trudged with a sigh,
Wednesday, you're the hump day we all dread.
But as the day unfolded its silly surprises,
I realized it wasn't so bad, as everyone said.

So here's to you, Wednesday, a quirky friend,
With mishaps and giggles to share.
You remind us to laugh at life's quirks,
And keep us on our toes, if you dare!

The Name Of The Game
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Positivity is the name of the game
No need for sadness, it's such a shame
Put on a smile, let out a laugh
Life's too short to be down in the bath.

Think happy thoughts, and spread some cheer
The world is often dark, but never fear
With optimism as your friend and guide
The future will surely be bright and wide.

Your Birthday
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Wrinkles and grey hair,
The 30s are gone, it's not fair.
But before you start feeling blue,
remember the wisdom that comes with age, too.

You've gained life experience and wit,
and with each birthday your value doesn't quit.
So don't despair, embrace the years ahead,
Age is just a number, be inspired instead.

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Be Happy
Poet: C. A. Lynch

All the time, I try to be happy
Though sometimes I can get quite sappy
I dance in my socks, sing out of tune
And I howl at the moon like a loon

I don't care if people think I'm strange
I stop and laugh and just rearrange
My thoughts, my life � everything's fine
Because happiness is always mine

Home Sweet Home
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Home sweet home, my favorite place
Where often I gaze and see my face
My humble abode with flaws galore
With furniture that shakes to the floor

The walls are thin, the roof ajar
My bathroom is small like a glass jar
But every day I thank my lucky stars
For this safe haven, without prison bars.

Year By Year
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Growing older, year by year,
Our bodies creak and limbs appear.
But who cares if we're getting old,
As long as we have stories to be told.

Our hair may gray and skin may sag,
But life's adventures will always drag,
Us kicking and screaming, "not so fast!",
Our spirits forever young and steadfast.

Monday Mornings
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Monday mornings, filled with dread,
Dragging myself out of bed,
Off to work, I trudge and moan,
But wait, it's better than being alone!

At least I have a purpose here today,
Contributing to society in some small way,
Sure, the coffee's weak, and the boss is a clown,
But let's face it, without this job, I'd just sit around.

The Years Together
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Over the years we've been married,
I know your quirks, I'm not worried.
You leave your socks on the floor,
And snore like never before.

But through it all, I still adore
The way you make me laugh and more.
Our love may be a bit absurd,
But together we can conquer the world.

Worry, Oh Worry
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Worry, oh worry, why do you exist?
You make my mind spin, twist and insist
That problems lurk 'round every bend
But what good does anxiety send?

It solves no issue, no matter how grand
Just zaps my energy like a quicksand
So let's toss the fear and stress away
And live our lives in a carefree way!

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Our Wedding Day
Poet: C. A. Lynch

On our wedding day, we said "I do"
But my groom's bow tie became askew
As we walked down the aisle with delight
He tripped and stumbled left and right.

But at that moment it was clear to see
Love can be clumsy, imperfectly
And even if life falls off track
Together we'll always have each other's back.

Success Will Come
Poet: C. A. Lynch

I had a dream to reach the top,
Success was what I wanted to mop.
But little did I know,
Challenges would line up in a row.

Just when I thought it was all easy-peasy,
Life threw me a curveball that seemed cheesy.
But I kept my chin up, and treaded on,
And in the end, victory was won.

So if you want to achieve success,
Be prepared for challenges to come no less.
But laugh them off, and keep pushing through,
And one day, success will come to you.

Day After Day
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Retire, retire, the end of work is nigh,
No more early mornings or endless supply,
Of tasks and emails and endless charts,
Now it's time to relax and follow your heart.

You can golf or garden, or learn to paint,
Or just spend your days in quiet restraint.
Whatever you do, don't forget to play,
And enjoy retirement, day after day!

As We Age
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Life is like a rollercoaster ride
As we age, it feels like time flies by
Birthdays come and go at lightning speed
But let's not fret, there's still hope indeed

For every wrinkle and silver hair,
Is wisdom gained without much despair
So embrace each year with a grin and glee,
Laugh at the thought of aging, be carefree!

Life is like a rollercoaster ride As we age, it feels like time flies by

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Cheers To All
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Graduation, oh joy, oh glee
We made it through easily
Thanks to all the caffeine and stress
Now we can say we truly impress.

Caps and gowns, we look so fine
But we�re just glad we crossed the line
To success and brighter days ahead
Cheers to all, hats off, good grads!

Life Is Too Short
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Life is too short to keep it bland,
Come on, let's all raise a hand.
We should eat that extra cake slice,
and never take our time as the price.

Let's dive in the pool and do cannonballs,
Forget about fear and play bouncy balls.
Go rock that outfit and strike a pose,
Life is too short for us to just repose.

It's Up To Us
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Life can be a joyful ride,
Or feel like a constant slide,
But in the end, it's up to us,
To choose the attitude we'll trust.

Will we frown and moan all day?
Or smile and laugh life away?
The choice is clear, my friends, you see,
Be silly, happy, wild, and free!

Anticipating Moments
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Anticipating moments, joy on display,
Vacations and holidays, on the calendar they lay.
But oh, the stress, like a mischievous elf,
Tasks piling up, overwhelming oneself.

A to-do list longer than Santa's nice scroll,
Yet in the chaos, find humor's sweet stroll.
Laugh at the chaos, it's part of the cheer,
For joy and stress dance, at any time of year!

Short Funny Poems

You may also enjoy these short funny poems, we hope they bring a smile to your face and maybe even a positive thought!

In the race of life, one day at a time,
Find joy in the mundane, make each moment sublime.
When the world gets heavy, laughter's your friend,
A chuckle a day, keeps the worries to mend.

Life is a dance floor, a rhythm to explore,
With graceful moves or a two-left-feet galore.
So kick off your shoes, let worries fade away,
Just groove to the music, and enjoy the sway!

I tried to count my blessings,
But got lost in my socks,
Turns out, the dryer's hiding
All the matching pairs, what a paradox!

Life never surprises me with its twists and turns,
Ups and downs, laughter and lessons it churns.
So buckle up tight, enjoy the wild ride,
Embrace the chaos, with a smile by your side!

I went for a run, full of motivation,
But after two blocks, I needed a vacation,
My jogging turned into a slow-paced stroll,
Exercise, you tricky devil, you've taken its toll!

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I attempted DIY, feeling oh so clever,
But ended up with a mess, not quite ever,
Glue on my hands, paint on my nose,
Crafting skills, it seems, are my eternal foes!

If I want to see it, life brings to me a big smile,
For life's mishaps and quirks, I'll go the extra mile,
With laughter as my armor, I'll conquer each day,
Because funny moments and joy will always light my way!

I tried to dance like nobody was watching,
But turns out, they were all gawking,
My moves were a mix of awkward and strange,
A true spectacle, I should've stayed in my lane!

I went on a trip, a grand adventure to explore,
But my GPS had other plans in store,
It took me in circles, left and right,
Lost in a labyrinth, my sense of direction took flight!

Life is a puzzle, a riddle to unfold,
With missing pieces and stories untold.
But piece by piece, we'll solve it with delight,
Creating a masterpiece, full of colors so bright!

I attempted to be a tech-savvy guru,
But passwords and updates made me say, "Boo!"
Buttons and settings, a maze to decode,
Oh technology, you make me feel so old!

I tried to tell a joke, a real knee-slapper,
But the punchline escaped, like a sneaky trapper,
Laughter filled the room, but not in my jest,
Oh humor, you elusive friend, why must you test?

Life's a comedy show, a hilarious play,
With unexpected punchlines, making stress sway.
So let's laugh at mishaps, dance in the rain,
Embracing the funny moments, easing every strain!