Retirement is a great thing especially when you have funny retirement quotes to bring a smile to the retiree's face. We have compiled a collection of quotes that will do just that!
They could be used in a card or letter to send as part of your congratulations to the new retiree. Also bring a smile to the new retiree's face with these
funny retirement poems
No more tests to mark, no more recess breaks, no more loud remarks, no more putting on the brakes.
Tom S. Gold, No More
Retirement Poems For A Teacher
Looking forward to retirement at sixty and sixty-five,
Seventy through to 90, blessed to still be alive.
Milestone Birthday Poem
Retirement is the time when you never do all
the things you intended to do when you were still working.
When you retire, you switch bosses - from
the one who hired you to the one who married you.
Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by
bedtime having done only half of it.
Good Morning Wishes
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty.....But everything else starts
to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
May your retirement days be a reality of the days that you once only dreamed of.
In your retirement years never drink coffee at lunch; it will keep
you awake in the afternoon.
Cheers To Retirement
Who would think a challenge in retirement you would see....you no longer have the challenge of what do I wear,
you don't even have to smile, you can be a bear.
C. A. Lynch, A Challenge In Retirement?
Retirement can be a fun time and sometimes only quotes said by other people can help spread that cheer. Feel free to use these quotes in your planning and preparation process. We hope you have found these quotes to be somewhat comical as we did. Retirement is definitely not a joke, but like everything else in life, there are funny moments about it. We hope you are laughing on your retirement and making the most of a great situation.