7 Funny Poems About Sisters

Table of Contents

• But, Sister Dear, Poems
• Humorous Poems on Memories and Embarrassing Moments
• Sibling Rivalry and Competition Funny Poems
• Skipping Chores and Fun Adventures Poems
• Frequently Asked Questions

But, Sister Dear, Poems

These poems humorously explore the quirky habits of sisters, from "borrowing" clothes to creating chaos in everyday life.



1. But, Sister Dear
   Poet: C. A. Lynch
   
   Oh, dear sister, so bold and free,
   You "borrow" things, it's clear to see.
   My clothes, my makeup, all you take,
   Leaving me with nothing but heartache.
   
   Your closet's full, yet still you roam,
   In search of items to call your own.
   But sister dear, can't you see?
   Those things belong just to me.
   
   Your fashion sense, I must admit,
   Is top-notch, a perfect fit.
   But must you raid my wardrobe's door,
   Leaving it bare, like never before?
   
   So, sister mine, let's strike a deal,
   No more sneaky "borrowing" appeal.
   For ev though we share, that much is true,
   But ask first, before you pursue.
   
   Let's laugh together, share our finds,
   No need for pilfering behind blinds.
   For in the end, it's sisterhood we treasure,
   Not the things we "borrow" for our pleasure.




2. Causing Chaos
   Poet: C. A. Lynch
   
   On trips with sister, chaos ensues,
   Disaster follows, as if on cue.
   Toothbrush forgotten, pyjamas too,
   Your antics leave us in quite a stew.
   
   In the middle of nowhere, you'll cry out,
   Needing the bathroom, without a doubt.
   But despite the chaos, I'll always find,
   Love for you, my sister, one of a kind.







3. Twisting The Truth
   Poet: C. A. Lynch
   
   In our home, where chaos reigns,
   There dwells my sister, full of games.
   With talent sharp, you twist the truth,
   And pins the blame on me, the youth.
   
   You broke Mom's creamer, delicate and fine,
   But somehow, sister's hands were not the crime.
   And Dad's mug, shattered on the floor,
   Yet your innocence, you did implore.
   
   With practiced ease, you shift the blame,
   Leaving me to face the shame.
   Oh sister dear, with cunning art,
   You play your games and break my heart.
   
   But though you weave your tales so clever,
   I'll stand by you, sister forever.
   For in the dance of blame, we're tied, you see,
   Forever bound, sister and brother, we'll be.


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Humorous Poems on Memories and Embarrassing Moments

These poems capture funny memories and the awkward, embarrassing moments shared between sisters over the years.



4. Memories
   Poet: C. A. Lynch
   
   Sister, oh sister, let me recall,
   The times our fashion made us bawl.
   Long dresses dragging on the ground,
   Mismatched socks, what a sight we found!
   
   Remember the sweater, all colours bold,
   Like a zebra's stripes, we were told.
   We thought we were stylish. Oh what a laugh,
   But looking back now, we're off the path.
   
   In sneakers and socks, not a pair matched,
   Oh sister, the memories we've hatched.
   But through it all, we've had such fun,
   In our fashion adventures, second to none.
   
   So here's to us, and our style so grand,
   Even when it didn't go as planned.
   For in each other, we always find glee,
   Sister, you're the best, it's plain to see!







5. Embarrassing Moments
   Poet: C. A. Lynch
   
   My sister, oh sister, full of glee,
   But causing embarrassment, it seems to be.
   Skipping school to movies attend, oh dear,
   Leaving you red-faced, filled with fear.
   
   And in front of my new girlfriend, too,
   You talk of old flames, what can I do?
   Your talent for embarrassment, truly vast,
   Leaves me wishing these moments could pass.
   
   Yet despite it all, I love you still,
   Through the embarrassment, we always will.
   For sister and brother, through thick and thin,
   In embarrassment's wake, we'll still grin.


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Sibling Rivalry and Competition Funny Poems

Here, you’ll find poems that highlight the competitive spirit between siblings, filled with humor and lighthearted rivalry.



6. Competition Galore
   Poet: C. A. Lynch
   
   In games we play, sister, we're both keen,
   Competing fiercely, like a dynamic team.
   Remote control wars, a constant fight,
   Brother and sister, side by side, in the light.
   
   For parental favour, we each vie,
   But in the end, it's love that doesn't die.
   Through arguments and bickering, we find,
   A bond that's unbreakable, one of a kind.
   
   So here's to you, sister, my closest friend,
   In this sibling rivalry, may it never end.
   Me and my and sister, forever together,
   In our competitive spirit, we'll always weather.







7. Sisterly Competition
   Poet: C. A. Lynch
   
   We race to the door, who gets there first,
   A game of wits, who's better or worse?
   You beat me at chess, I win at a race,
   Always competing, but never losing face.
   
   Who steals the last cookie? It’s a constant fight,
   Yet somehow we both end up taking a bite!
   Through all of our battles, one thing is clear,
   I wouldn’t trade you, my sister dear.


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Skipping Chores and Fun Adventures Poems

These poems reflect the playful adventures sisters embark on together, often avoiding responsibilities in favor of fun.



8. Let's Skip The Chores
   Poet: C. A. Lynch
   
   Dear sister, come, let's run away,
   To the woods where we'll laugh and play,
   Forget the chores, just for today,
   In nature's arms, we'll find our way.
   
   Through the trees, we'll wander free,
   Two sisters in perfect harmony,
   With every step, our spirits flee,
   To a place where joy is all we see.
   
   In the woods, we'll dance and sing,
   Let the echoes through the forest ring,
   Hand in hand, like birds on wing,
   Sister, in this moment, everything.
   
   So let's forget the chores we've shirked,
   In the woods, our worries won't lurk,
   With you, my sister, by my side,
   In nature's embrace, let's joyfully abide.







9. Chores Can Wait
   Poet: C. A. Lynch
   
   The dishes are stacked, the laundry’s a mess,
   But we’ve got adventures, so why the stress?
   Off to the park, we’ll laugh and roam,
   Forget the chores, we’re not going home!
   
   We’ll run through the fields, dance in the breeze,
   Chores can wait—let’s do as we please!
   With you by my side, the fun won’t end,
   Responsibilities? They’ll just have to bend!


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Frequently Asked Questions

This section addresses common questions about funny sister poems, including how to write your own.

• How do I write a funny poem about my sister?
  To write a funny poem about your sister, start by brainstorming humorous anecdotes or traits that make her unique. Use playful language, rhymes, and a lighthearted tone to capture the fun aspects of your relationship.



• What are some funny themes to include in a sister poem?
  Consider themes like sibling rivalry, shared embarrassing moments, inside jokes, playful competition, and the silly things you both do together. You can also focus on her quirky habits or adventures you’ve had.



• What are some humorous topics to write about sibling rivalry?
  Topics could include competing for parental attention, who’s the better cook, the funniest pranks played on each other, or humorous “battles” over the TV remote or the last piece of cake.



• How do I make a sister poem both funny and heartfelt?
  Blend humor with genuine emotion by including playful teasing alongside heartfelt compliments. Highlight the bond you share and end with a touching sentiment about your love for her.



• What are common funny memories to include in a poem for my sister?
  Recall moments like childhood mishaps, funny family vacations, embarrassing moments in front of friends, or silly games you played together. These memories often evoke laughter and fondness.





• How do I add humor to a poem about sibling competition?
  Use exaggerated scenarios or playful hyperbole to describe your competitive spirit. For example, describe a “dramatic” race to the fridge or a “climactic” showdown over who gets to pick the movie.



• What are the best occasions for giving my sister a funny poem?
  Funny poems can be great for birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, or just as a lighthearted surprise to brighten her day. Consider giving one during a family gathering or celebration.



• Can I use these poems in a book or on a website?
  We would consider this commercial use of our poems. All of our poems are copyrighted, please contact us for permission to use one of our poems. If you want to use them for personal use feel free to use.