Holidays can be stressful and full of laughter. Either way, here are some funny Christmas wishes to keep the fun going. Also, use our find funny Christmas card sayings in your greeting cards, and funny Christmas text messages to send to family and friends.
Try and keep your energy up this holiday season. We all know
you are going to need it! Happy Christmas!
Merry Christmas Wishes
Merry Christmas to a mother I love, May your Christmas day be filled with love.
May all your children find their way, Just as Santa does in his sleigh.
Good morning my little Christmas elf. Were you up late last night?
Because there is a bunch of things different downstairs from when I
went to bed last night! Better get up and see!
Good Morning Wishes
Do you know how much I love you? Well, let me tell you! I love you
sooo much, I only used regular tape to wrap your gifts. I saved the
duct tape, for your brother!
I Love You So Much Quotes
This Christmas, not only are you celebrating the holidays, but you
also get to celebrate the fact you are too old to continue working!
Funny Retirement Quotes
Doesn't it seem that the holidays are all about the same thing?
Christmas and Valentines day are now comparable. They are both about
love and giving presents! No matter the holiday, make it a fun one.
Happy Valentines Day Messages
There is lots of love in the air on this holiday, so much love,
don't get smothered by it!!
The thing about holidays like today is we miss those who are not
with us anymore. Even those who drove us nuts and would make us wish
for the holiday to be over. You know who you are!!
Wish You Were Here
You know, I always wished I could give you coal for your birthday,
But it never really fit. At least there is always Christmas, I
wonder if Santa will permit?
Funny Birthday Poems
To wish you a Merry Christmas makes me wonder if it's necessary. You
have never not worked hard enough to get all the happiness you
deserve. I'm sure you can get your merries all by yourself! Go get
I thank you from the bottom of my heart for the wonderful job you
did on my present. I mean, because of all the tape and ribbons and
other things you did to make sure it took me forever to open my
gift, it allowed me to have more time enjoying my celebration. So
Thank You Quotes
You know what they say, when it's time to retire for the night, have
one last one for me!
Holidays are amazing when we get to be with the ones we love, sharing,
toasting and best of all, laughing!
New Year Wishes
Stressful Christmases are no fun! Wishing you a stress-free holiday, which
unfortunately will probably only be when its all over!
Another year and another Christmas. Hoping this year you can stay away from the egg
nog and remember all the fun times!
Over the holidays, people either want to be all in or hibernate like a bear. This is
because if they donít hibernate, they actually act like a bear!
Wishing you presents from Santa and not his reindeer. Your lawn has been looking
so great these days!
Iíve heard that it's the thought that counts! Keep in mind, cash and gift cards do the
Christmas is filled with white fluffy snow that kids love to eat. Just waiting until
they taste the yellow kind for them to decide theyíve had enough!
Wishing you a Christmas like Santaís vacation after he finishes delivering all his
toys. Sound to sleep in his warm cozy bed!
May your Christmas be filled with rum-filled egg nog so you can save some of your
sanity for Boxing Day!
Hoping you receive everything you deserve this Christmas. Although that could go
either way, you may just want to ask for a sweater to be safe!
Donít be a Grinch this Christmas! Leave that to the professionals! There is one in
Prepare the egg nog, coffee or whatever you need to get you through the holidays.
They are coming and there is nothing you can do about it!
Hope you got your flu shot to allow you to enjoy all the festivities of the holidays
and none of the flu season!
May Christmas dinner be everything you have waited all year for and more! Happy
Hoping you receive warm socks this winter. Looks like its going to be a long and cold
If you didn't receive a response to your letter to Santa when you told him you
were good all year long, it might be because Santa is still rolling
Wishing you order and no chaos this holiday season! But knowing your family, this is
probably not a realistic wish for you! Wishing you added sanity,
you're going to need it!
It's so fun to enjoy Christmas with all it has, but it's much more fun
to have goofy relatives like you along for the ride!
Gotta say, I love love love it when Christmas day is over and all
the crazies (my relatives) have gone home. I actually am
starting to think that Boxing Day may be my favourite holiday! But I
do miss you all when the house is clean and quiet!
Happy Holidays with even more happy glasses of wine being poured
around to make all our happy memories!
This Christmas I wish for all my family and friends to eat great
food, laugh more than expected and allow the egg nog to make it
Thanks for being a great holiday host. If it weren't for you, well,
I think we might actually starve on Christmas. Or we would just get
really, really drunk.
I hope you stuff yourself up with lots of food, so you'll be able to
play a great Santa for next year!
I've had my share of coal for Christmas, this year I'd appreciate
an electric blanket instead. Much quicker to warm me up for the
No presents this year, I'm going to ask Santa to bring you an elf
Keep warm this Christmas season. Wouldn't want that nose to resemble
Rudolphs instead of yours!
Wishing you loads of Christmas cheer because we all know you need the help!
Funny Christmas Card Sayings
These funny Christmas card sayings are a great addition to any Christmas card. Feel free to use them
as they are or to take ideas from multiple sayings and create your own.
Merry Christmas to you on the best holiday of the year, because
everyone knows, you don't have to count Christmas calories! Happy
This Christmas, don't borrow any money from Santa's Elves. When
paying back, they are always a little short!
Don't worry, in Santa's eyes, it's never too late to be good!
I think you may have to steal Santa's naughty list this year,
otherwise you may not get any presents this year! Although, next
year, you'll end up on it again for stealing...hmmmm...maybe you're
a lost cause!
For some, being naughty seems to have its own rewards! I'm looking