30 Funny St. Patrick's Day Quotes

Funny Quotes for St. Patrick's Day

St. Patrick's Day is known for its cheerful and jovial spirit, and what better way to embrace the festive atmosphere than with some funny quotes? Here are a few humorous gems that are sure to bring a smile to your face:


1. I'm Irish. It's like being normal but with more luck and better beer.





2. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door... unless it's pizza.





3. Irish diplomacy: solving problems one friendly pub chat at a time. Happy St. Patrick's Day!





4. I'm not lucky, I'm just incredibly good at avoiding bad luck.





5. I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, "Did you mean a 'brayk' with 'a cup of tay?'" It's St. Paddy's Day, after all!





6. What do you call a fake Irish stone? A sham rock!




---


Share these St. Patrick's Day poems:

Funny St. Patrick's Day Poems

Poems for St. Patrick's Day

St. Patrick's Day Blessings



---





Famous Funny Quotes about Luck and Leprechauns

Luck and leprechauns are the epitome of St. Patrick's Day, and there are plenty of famous funny quotes that play on these themes. These quotes not only add a humorous touch to your St. Patrick's Day celebrations but also remind us to embrace the unpredictability of luck and the whimsical nature of leprechauns. Here are a few favorites:


7. The best luck of all is the luck you make for yourself." Douglas MacArthur





8. The only sure thing about luck is that it will change." Bret Harte





9. I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. - Michael Scott





10. Keep calm and leprechaun.





11. 





12. Why did the leprechaun stand on a ladder? He wanted to be high on life!





13. Bringing joy and contentment in a carefree way, we look for four-leaf clovers and leprechauns C. A. Lynch





14. Why did the leprechaun start a gardening business? He had a natural talent for turning everything green!





15. I asked a leprechaun how he stayed so cheerful. He said, "It's easy when you're short enough to dodge life's troubles!"





16. I believe in all of these Irish myths, like leprechauns. Not the pot of gold, not the Lucky Charms leprechauns. But maybe was there something in the traditional sense? I believe that this stuff came from somewhere other than people's imaginations. Megan Fox




---


More quotes and wishes for St. Patrick's Day:

St. Patrick's Day Quotes

Irish Blessing

St. Patrick's Day Wishes



---




Funny Quotes for St. Patrick's Day Cards and Greetings

Sending St. Patrick's Day cards or greetings is a thoughtful way to spread some cheer. These funny quotes will bring a smile to the recipient's face and make your St. Patrick's Day greetings stand out from the crowd.


17. Wishing you a St. Patrick's Day filled with more luck than a leprechaun's pot of gold!





18. An Irish wish for you: May your Wi-Fi be strong, your coffee be hot, and your luck be ever-lasting! Happy St. Paddy's Day!





19. 





20. Sending you the luck of the Irish and a whole lot of laughter this St. Patrick's Day!





21. Irish you a day filled with laughter, joy, and a pot of gold at the end of your personal rainbow. Cheers to St. Paddy's!





22. Hope your St. Patrick's Day is as happy and bright as a rainbow after the rain... or a green beer after a long day!





Popular Funny Irish Sayings and Proverbs

The Irish culture is rich in wit and humor, with numerous funny sayings and proverbs that have stood the test of time.  These sayings and proverbs not only showcase the Irish sense of humor but also carry a message of resilience, optimism, and laughter that is synonymous with St. Patrick's Day. Here are a few popular ones:


23. If you're lucky enough to be Irish, you're lucky enough.





24. Life is like a cup of tea, it is all how you make it.





25. A watched pot never boils, but an Irish stew left unattended might just stage a rebellion in the kitchen!





26. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.





27. God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.





28. 





29. May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night.





30. You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.

You May Also Like: