25 Funny Birthday Poems
Sometimes during birthday
parties people want to read out or add to a card funny birthday poems. Some write the
poem themselves, some have someone else write it with a brief history of
the person given for information, and others find a generic poem that was
written by someone else.
However the poem is written, if it relates to the birthday individual,
that's all that matters.
We at have
gathered some poems for you, some funny and some more of a blessing, hope they will be helpful.
We also have how to write your own birthday rhymes and a few birthday jokes.
Sing a song of birthdays
Full of fun and cheer
And may you keep on having
For many a happy year.
Here's a posy of flowers, and
a basket too, With birthday greetings, all
As I Grow Old God keep my heart attuned to laughter, When youth is done; When all the days are gray days, coming after
the warmth, the sun.God keep me then from bitterness, from grieving, When life seems cold; God keep me always loving and believing
As I grow old.
Grow Old Along With Me!!
The best is yet to be,,
The last of life, for which the first was made::
Our times are in his handW wo saith,,
A whole I planned,Youth shows but half;;
see all, nor be afraid! Robert Browning
Let Me Grow Lovely
Let me grow lovely, growing old
So many fine things do:
Laces, and ivory, and gold,gold,
And silks need not be new;
there is healing in old trees,
Old streets a glamour hold;
may not I, as well as these,
Grow lovely, growing old?
Karle Wilson Baker
Funny Retirement Quotes
I remember, I remember
The roses, red and white,
The violets, and the lily-cups,
Those flowers made of light!
The lilacs, where the robin built,
And where my brother set
The laburmum on his birthday,-
The tree is living yet.
Birthdays at any age are meant to be engaged,
But a birthday twenty is worth a whole plenty.
Twenty-five through thirty-five,
toasts can be
Forty and forty-five,
almost at fifty.
Looking forward to retirement at sixty and
Seventy through to 90, blessed to still be
One hundred, very accomplished. So much seen
This party cannot be overdone.No matter the age, no matter the time,
You only get them once in a lifetime.
May the sun shine, all day long
Everything go right, and nothing
May those you love bring love back to
And may all the wishes you wish come
Roses are red,
Don't go and sweat it,
There's always someone older than you!
Happy Birthday Blessings
What is age, but something to count?
Some people fight it, like climbing a mount.
I choose to live, with dignity
And offer a drink, to all in this
Birthdays come and go,
But one thing never leaves.
The feeling that we get inside,
Gifts make us feel like thieves.
And don't forget the cake,
Birthdays are nothing without.
Family and friends get together,
Laughter is around, no doubt!
Here's a birthday spanking,
Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three,
Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six,
One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.
Past And Future
Fun for you and me,
Birthdays are a blast from the past.
A place where memories are made,
And friends become members of your cast.
Future birthdays come and go,
No choice in that, matter of fact.
The day we are born, birthdays are written in
Part of our human contract!
So why do some people find despair,
When birthdays are meant to be celebrated and
Birthdays should be given the respect they
Treated with tender loving care and with the
Here's to your health.
the days of your birth,
Never be measured by the span of your girth!
Writing the perfect birthday rhymes isn't the most easiest thing to do
in the world, but is definitely obtainable.
With just a little bit of guidance and helpful hints, you will be on
your way to sending birthday wishes in the way of a well written poem.
Well the easiest poem to write that doesn't take much writing skills and
you have the choice of making it rhyme or not would be an Acrostic
Poem. This is a poem make out of the initials of the guest of honors
name. You write the letters of the person�s name vertically and use
each letter as the start of a sentence. An example of an Acrostic Poem
is this: (guest of honors name is Jane)
incredibly kind and sweet!
all around great gal!
nasty or negative.
of someone who is loved!
If you are going to write this in a card or letter or use this in some
handmade gift, you may want to bold or change the colour of the letters
of the person's name like we did here. This names the name stand out a
If you'd prefer to write a poem that does rhyme here are a few steps to
get you started:
Consider person's characteristics and traits and jot down some to
put in the poem
Find out what they love to do and pick a topic to write the poem
Within that topic, find a funny story that will is not hurtful or
Find other poems that you can use as examples
Gather all your information and start writing your poem one line at
You may find using a rhyming dictionary to be a helpful resource. It is
okay to get help from family and friends if you are having a hard time
adding in a certain piece of information. They may have another though
on how you can write it. Two heads are always better than one.
Birthday to Jane
lives down the lane,
always out in her garden.
Picking the weeds
planting new trees
just hope she takes time out for this party.
done our very best
to make you wear a dress,
you don't have to change out of your overalls.
wanting to dress up for a party.
here we all are with a drink in our hand
all raise our glasses if we can,
sing happy birthday to Jane.
Happy Birthday best friend,
May this day be full of fun.
Relax and do your fav's,
Enjoy some fun in the sun.
Its your birthday and you can cry if you want
But why on earth would you want to do that!
Its your birthday and no sadness for you!
So let it all go and put on your happiness
only a number, And if you don't feel your age, Your number is not
worth talking about, No need to become enraged.
your birthday you will be spoiled,
A day that is truly yours.
Take it all in and soak up as much as you
For tomorrow you will have to mature.
If you are looking for other ways to get
some laughs, try these birthday jokes.
No body likes old age,
especially when it comes with wrinkles, grey hair, and a big fat
number placed on ever piece of ID you have.
The older we get the harder it
is to keep those pounds off. Its too bad we've aged so much,
the pounds are starting to make us all look like we're pregnant
Blowing out candles on our birthday cakes
use to be fun when we were younger, but now that we've added so many
candles, the firemen are threatening to have to put out our birthday
Like life many things are mind
over matter and with age, you really have to think it doesn't
matter, otherwise you'll drive yourself crazy fighting fate.
When asked if I mind being 'over the hill' I always answer, better
than being buried under it!
Happy Birthday Quotes
Happy Birthday Brother
Happy Birthday Blessings
We hope you found these funny birthday poems, rhymes, and jokes useful
and are able to use them where you find useful.
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