64 Funny Birthday Poems
It’s the birthday person’s special day, so why not add some extra cheer with a funny poem? Birthdays are meant to be celebrated and age shouldn’t be taken too seriously when it comes to having a good time. These funny birthday poems provide the perfect way to bring laughter and joy to the occasion.Funny birthday poems by age:
Whether you’re looking for something lighthearted or chuckle-worthy, these verses will have the birthday person smiling from ear to ear. As you scroll down the page you will see we also offer short funny poems and funny rhyming verses to help celebrate a birthday. You may also want to share a wish from our Birthday Wishes.
Birthday Poems |
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So Fast
Poet: Samatha C. Ringle
The years go flying by so fast
We wonder why our youth does not last
But when I look at you I see
A younger version of what you used to be
But remember I am aging with you
And without my glasses, the picture is skewed
So who cares about what has been done
As long as birthdays keep having fun! -
Memory Slips
Poet: Julie Hebert
I forgot to get you
A present this time,
But flowers or chocolates,
Cost more than a dime.
With age memories start
To go and slip away,
But, we can still celebrate
With a happy day! -
Another Year Older
Poet: C. A. Lynch
Another year older, boy what a ride,
Your wrinkles have wrinkles, there's no place to hide.
Your hair might be graying, your back might be sore,
But hey, at least you don't snore anymore!
Reading the menu now requires some light,
Your old jeans are snug, possibly too tight.
Yet with each day so fast and golden,
You're not getting older, just better molded! -
Keep Having Birthdays
Poet: C. A. Lynch
May your birthday be a hoot,
Full of laughter, cake, and loot,
May you party from dusk till dawn,
And wake up to mow the lawn.
Keep having birthdays, never stop,
Till your candles cause a blackout,
But in all seriousness, my dear,
May each year bring you much cheer! -
The Years You've Seen
Poet: C. A. Lynch
I tried to write a funny rhyme,
But age just isn't that prime.
I searched my brain, I searched each nook,
But all I found was a funny look.
So here's a toast to the years you've seen,
May your happiness always beam.
Don't worry about wrinkles or grays,
You're still young in so many ways. -
My Friend
Poet: C. A. Lynch
My friend, a birthday just for you,
I hope it’s a blast,
Your day is so special,
And your life has lasted.
Your friends want to cheer
Your age, old and new,
This funny old poem
That I write just for you!
We wish you health and joy
And be blessed in all that you do.
So celebrate together the way birthdays are meant to,
Happy Birthday to you! -
Funny Poem For You Dad
Poet: C. A. Lynch
Here's a funny birthday poem for you Dad,
Like it or not, you'll find it glad.
On your day we sat awhile
To write rhymes to make you smile.
Happy Birthday, Dad! What fun it brings
See how the years have made you sing.
You know by now there’s not a doubt-
You’re aged to perfection like an aged trout!
We cherish all you do for us,
Your birthday is a celebration that is a must!
Your birthday should be wonderful and grand
We love you, and are always willing to give you a hand! -
It's Your Birthday
Poet: C. A. Lynch
It's your birthday, my dear friend,
And though you're aging, you still contend
To look so good, it's hard to believe
Those wrinkles? Just smiles, they deceive.
You may be getting up there in years
But it's nothing to bring on the tears.
So let's celebrate with cake and cheer,
Another year older but still so dear! -
Fly By
Poet: Julie Hebert
Birthdays past, what was and is no more,
Youth does fly, as moments rush before.
Gone too soon, young years, fly by
But I am not going to sit and cry.
Middle age sneaks in to take its spot,
We know give age a bit more thought.
And soon old age will be here
But then everyone will love us and call us dear! -
Don't Fret
Poet: C. A. Lynch
Don't fret, have no regrets
You will soon forget
Your mind is getting old you know
And sometimes it even shows.
But carry on and happily be
In you, there is always beauty.
Happy Birthday my dear
Don't let age be a fear! -
As I Grow Old
Poet: Unknown
God keep my heart attuned to laughter,
When youth is done;
When all the days are gray days,
Coming after the warmth, the sun.
God keep me then from bitterness, from grieving,
When life seems cold;
God keep me always loving and believing,
As I grow old. -
Let Me Grow Lovely
Poet: Karle Wilson Baker
Let me grow lovely, growing old
So many fine things do:
Laces, and ivory, and gold,
And silks need not be new;
And there is healing in old trees,
Old streets a glamour hold;
Why may not I, as well as these,
Grow lovely, growing old? -
Birthday Fun
Poet: Julie Hebert
Birthday fun no
Matter the age,
The past is gone
Turn the page,
Who knows what
Tomorrow may bring,
But today,
Happy Birthday, we'll sing. -
I Remember
Poet: Thomas Hood
I remember, I remember
The roses, red and white,
The violets, and the lily-cups,
Those flowers made of light!
The lilacs, where the robin built,
And where my brother set
The laburnum on his birthday,-
The tree is living yet. -
You're Getting Older
Poet: C. A. Lynch
Today is a special day, oh what a sight,
You're one year older, and things are getting tight!
Time zooms by, faster than we can grasp,
But you're aging like fine wine, that's a gas!
Seems like yesterday you were just a sprout,
Now you're getting older, there's no doubt.
But don't you worry, you can still bend,
You're still hip and cool, with style to no end!
So let's celebrate this milestone, with cheer and glee,
Laughing at the wrinkles, that's the key.
Happy birthday, may laughter be your guide,
Even though each year we are getting more wide. -
I Forgot
Poet: C. A. Lynch
Forget about the past, it's gone and done,
Can't change a thing, so why not have fun?
Forget about the future, can't foresee it,
Just live life even if age slows you down a bit.
Forget about the present? Oh dear me,
I forgot to buy you one, how could that be?
But, I will wish you Happy Birthday and many more years
And offer you smiles and lots of cheers! -
Roses Are Red
Poet: C. A. Lynch
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'm thankful for my youth, aren't you?
With every wrinkle and gray hair,
You remind me life's not always fair.
But don't you worry, friend of mine,
I'll still hang out with you just fine.
Aging gracefully is not a race,
So let's just laugh in this funny place. -
Age
Poet: Julie Hebert
What is age, but something to count?
Some people fight it, like climbing a mount.
I choose to live, with dignity and grace,
And offer a drink, to all in this place.
So raise your glasses, let's make a toast,
To a life well-lived, where age is just a boast.
With each passing year, we'll continue to thrive,
Finding humor and joy, thankful we are still alive! -
Wiser With Age
Poet: B. R. Clement
Now they say you are wiser with age
The years pass and you go through a stage
Wow, then you must be some wise
Your age is truly a surprise
You try to say you're younger that is true
But knowing your age, you deserve your dues.
Life stages you have seen many come and go
And look at you it does not show. -
You're Not Done
Poet: C. A. Lynch
On your special day, you say you want to cry,
But don't fret, just give laughter a try.
Age is unstoppable, it marches with a beat,
But trust me, each milestone brings something sweet.
With each passing year, you gain wisdom, it's true,
And a few more wrinkles, to add to the view.
But hey, who needs Botox or fancy creams?
You've got stories to tell and fabulous dreams!
So embrace the gray hairs, they're strands of pride,
And those extra pounds? Just a bump in the ride.
Each age brings unique adventures and fun,
Happy birthday, getting older doesn't mean you're done! -
Happy Hour
Poet: C. A. Lynch
Happy hour, oh what a time!
But your age is showing, it's quite sublime.
When the clock strikes five,
Your mind just wants to jive.
But it seems your body shouts with power
"Siesta time, it's Happy Hour."
Rather than put on your cap,
You think, "Happy hour, yeah, a time for a nap." -
Another Year
Poet: Julie Hebert
Another year has come around,
Your age is really mounting sound.
But don't regret a thing,
In fact, it's kind of exciting!
You've got wrinkles and gray hair,
But who even cares?
You're still young at heart like me
With lots of life still left to see! -
Ninety One
Poet: Mrs. C. K. Smith
Yes, I am ninety-one today;
The world is just as bright and gay
As when I was but "sweet sixteen,"
And not so many years between! -
Your Secial Day
Poet: C.A. Lynch
In a world of candles, cakes, and cheer,
It's your special day, let's make that clear.
Another year wiser, or so they say,
But we won't dwell on that, it's time to play!
Balloons are floating, confetti's in the air,
Celebrating you, beyond compare.
Cake so sweet, it's almost a crime,
But calories don't count on birthday time!
A year older, but look at you shine,
With each passing year, you're like fine wine.
So blow out those candles, make a wish or two,
Happy Birthday here's to you! -
Laughter And Happiness
Poet: Tom S. Gold
You might as well smile, or else you could cry
You can be down or you can be high
You can slow down or be just as driven
You see age is just a number given
On this birthday we wish for you
Laughter, happiness not down and blue. -
Another year, another wrinkle or two,
But who cares, you still rock, that's true!
Happy birthday, embrace the laughter,
Age is just a number, celebrate with a clatter! -
To my amazing sister, aging like fine wine,
May your birthday be as fabulous as you, one of a kind!
With each passing year, you shine brighter than before,
May your laughter and joy continue to soar! -
Birthdays are like pizza, they're best when shared,
So let's dig in, no judgment, we won't be spared!
So we share in your birthday day
But we don't want your age, we say! -
Happy birthday, my friend, you're older but bolder,
Time may pass, but you just get funnier and older!
So blow out the candles, make a wish with a grin,
We celebrate you, and hope the coming year is a win! -
It's your birthday, a time for some cheer,
Forget about age, it's just a number, my dear!
Let's party like we're teenagers, wild and free,
And pretend for a day, we're as young as can be! -
Today is your birthday, a day to rejoice,
Though you're getting older, you still have a voice!
So sing, dance, and make a joyful sound,
Happy birthday, show your smiles, no frowns. -
Age is just a funny thing, like a comedic act,
But you, have mastered the fact!
Happy birthday, wise one, keep spreading your wit,
You make the world laugh, bit by hilarious bit! -
On your birthday, let's laugh till it hurts,
Crack silly jokes and wear funny T-shirts!
Cheers to another year of laughter and cheer,
May joy and happiness always be near. -
To the best mom around, oh how you rock,
Your birthday's here, time to crank up the stock,
Wishing you love, laughter, and endless cheer,
Happy birthday, dear Mom, you're the reason we're here! -
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Birthdays are like jokes, they're better with age,
So let's celebrate yours with laughter on this stage!
Happy birthday wishes to you we do send,
May the punchlines never end! -
Age ticks away each year, it just keeps rising,
Embrace the wrinkles, they're signs you're still climbing!
Happy birthday, in our books you are a star,
Keep spreading joy, no matter how near or far! -
Cake and balloons, presents galore,
It's your special day, let's explore!
Happy birthday to our little star,
May fun and laughter be all you are! -
Sing a song of birthdays
Full of fun and cheer
And may you keep on having them
For many a happy year. -
On your birthday, let's be silly and absurd,
Laugh until our sides ache, without a single word!
May your day be filled with laughter and smiles
Welcoming another year and more miles. -
On your birthday, may laughter abound,
May your jokes be hilarious, and your punchlines profound! -
Another year older, another wrinkle or two,
But don't worry, you're still cool through and through! -
Happy birthday to you, my hilarious mate,
Let's eat cake, crack jokes, and celebrate! -
On your special day, let's laugh till we're sore,
Happy birthday, to one that I adore! -
Happy birthday, my brother, you're aging with flair,
And who cares if you have lost some of your hair! -
Another year older, oh what a delight,
You're like fine wine, getting better with each bite! -
Birthdays are like candles, they come and they go,
But your sense of humor? It's a perpetual show! -
Happy birthday, my friend, you're a comedy star,
With every passing year, you raise the laughter bar! -
Age is just a number, a punchline in disguise,
So let's keep laughing together, and never compromise! -
Today is your day, let's throw humor in the mix,
Happy birthday, my funny buddy, let's get our giggle fix! -
Another year older, another wrinkle or two,
But don't you worry, you're still cooler than the morning dew! -
Happy birthday, let's eat cake and be merry,
Forget about the age, let's just party like it's necessary! -
On this special day, let's make a funny toast,
To aging gracefully, but not growing up the most! -
Another trip around the sun, aging with grace,
May your wrinkles be few and your smile light up your face! -
Birthdays are like calories, they don't count if you don't keep track,
So indulge, enjoy, and let the laughter attack! -
Happy birthday, my dear, you're aging with grace,
But let's not mention the numbers, they're just a silly chase! -
Happy birthday to you, you ageless wonder,
You're like a fine wine, getting better and funnier! - Another year older, another reason to jest,
You're aging like a pro, I must confess! -
Birthdays are like punchlines, they come with a twist,
So let's celebrate yours with laughter and a hilarious gist! -
It's your special day, a time for laughter galore,
May your birthday be filled with jokes and so much more! -
To my amazing sister, aging like fine wine,
May your birthday be as fabulous as you, truly you are one of a kind! -
Birthdays are meant for laughter, it's a universal rule,
So let's celebrate yours with jokes and a joyous fool! -
Happy birthday to the one who always brings the funny,
May your day be filled with laughter, oh so sunny! -
It's your birthday, my friend, time to let humor reign,
Let's make memories and laugh until we're insane!
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