Sometimes during birthday
parties people want to read out or add to a card funny birthday poems. Some write the
poem themselves, some have someone else write it with a brief history of
the person given for information, and others find a generic poem that was
written by someone else. However the poem is written, if it relates to the birthday individual,
that's all that matters.
We at have gathered some poems for you, some funny and some more of a blessing, hope they will be helpful.
We also have how to write your own birthday rhymes and a few birthday jokes.
It's Your Birthday
Once a year we all agree,
That birthdays are meant to be fun.
We eat your favourite food and dance to your favourite song,
No time to act like a nun...Read More
Sing a song of birthdays
Full of fun and cheer
And may you keep on having them
For many a happy year.
Here's a posy of flowers,
And a basket too,
With birthday greetings,
All for you.
As I Grow Old
God keep my heart attuned to laughter,
When youth is done;
When all the days are gray days,
Coming after the warmth, the sun.
God keep me then from bitterness, from grieving,
When life seems cold;
God keep me always loving and believing,
As I grow old.
Grow Old Along With Me!!
The best is yet to be,
The last of life, for which the first was made:
Our times are in his hands who saith,
A whole I planned,Youth shows but half; trust God: see all, nor be afraid!
Happy Birthday Quotes
Let Me Grow Lovely
Let me grow lovely, growing old
So many fine things do:
Laces, and ivory, and gold,gold,
And silks need not be new;
And there is healing in old trees,
Old streets a glamour hold;
Why may not I, as well as these,
Grow lovely, growing old?
Karle Wilson Baker
Funny Retirement Quotes
I remember, I remember
The roses, red and white,
The violets, and the lily-cups,
Those flowers made of light!
The lilacs, where the robin built,
And where my brother set
The laburmum on his birthday,-
The tree is living yet.
Happy Birthday Brother
Birthdays at any age are meant to be engaged,
But a birthday twenty is worth a whole plenty.
Twenty-five through thirty-five, toasts can be very wordy,
Forty and forty-five, almost at fifty...Read More
May the sun shine, all day long,
Everything go right, and nothing wrong.
May those you love bring love back to you,
And may all the wishes you wish come true!
Irish Wedding Toasts
Never The Oldest
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't go and sweat it,
There's always someone older than you...Read
Happy Birthday Blessings
What is age, but something to count?
Some people fight it, like climbing a mount.
I choose to live, with dignity and grace,
And offer a drink, to all in this place.
Birthdays come and go,
But one thing never leaves.
The feeling that we get inside,
Gifts make us feel like thieves...Read More
Here's a birthday spanking,
Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three,
Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six,
One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.
Past And Future
Fun for you and me,
Birthdays are a blast from the past.
A place where memories are made,
And friends become members of your cast...
Here's to your health.
May the days of your birth,
Never be measured by the span of your girth!
Writing the perfect birthday rhymes isn't the most easiest thing to do
in the world, but is definitely obtainable.
With just a little bit of guidance and helpful hints, you will be on
your way to sending birthday wishes in the way of a well written poem.
Well the easiest poem to write that doesn't take much writing skills and
you have the choice of making it rhyme or not would be an Acrostic
Poem. This is a poem make out of the initials of the guest of honors
name. You write the letters of the persons name vertically and use
each letter as the start of a sentence. An example of an Acrostic Poem
is this: (guest of honors name is Jane)
If you are going to write this in a card or letter or use this in some
handmade gift, you may want to bold or change the colour of the letters
of the person's name like we did here. This names the name stand out a
If you'd prefer to write a poem that does rhyme here are a few steps to
get you started:
You may find using a rhyming dictionary to be a helpful resource. It is
okay to get help from family and friends if you are having a hard time
adding in a certain piece of information. They may have another though
on how you can write it. Two heads are always better than one.
Happy Birthday to Jane,
Who lives down the lane.
She's always out in her garden
Picking the weeds and planting new trees.
We just hope she takes time out for this party.
We've done our very best.
Not to make you wear a dress,
So you don't have to change out of your overalls.
We all know how Jane clothes,
Never wanting to dress up for a party.
So here we all are with a drink in our hand
Let's all raise our glasses if we can,
And sing happy birthday to Jane.
Happy Birthday best friend,
May this day be full of fun.
Relax and do your fav's,
Enjoy some fun in the sun.
Its your birthday and you can cry if you want to,
But why on earth would you want to do that!
Its your birthday and no sadness for you!
So let it all go and put on your happiness hat!
Age is only a number,
And if you don't feel your age,
Your number is not
worth talking about,
No need to become enraged.
On your birthday you will be spoiled,
A day that is truly yours.
Take it all in and soak up as much as you can,
For tomorrow you will have to mature.
If you are looking for other ways to get
some laughs, try these birthday jokes.
We hope you found these funny birthday poems, rhymes, and jokes useful
and are able to use them where you find useful.