16 Funny Birthday Poems

Itís the birthday personís special day, so why not add some extra cheer with a funny poem? Birthdays are meant to be celebrated and age shouldnít be taken too seriously when it comes to having a good time. These funny birthday poems provide the perfect way to bring laughter and joy to the occasion.

Whether youíre looking for something lighthearted or chuckle-worthy, these verses will have the birthday person smiling from ear to ear. You may also want to share a wish from our Birthday Wishes.

Birthday Poems    |   Funny Birthday Poems


  1. So Fast
    Poet: Samatha C. Ringle

    The years go flying by so fast
    We wonder why our youth does not last
    But when I look at you I see
    A younger version of what you used to be
    But remember I am aging with you
    And without my glasses the picture is skewed
    So who cares about what has been done
    As long as birthdays keep having fun!



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    Funny Birthday Poems For Sister


  3. Memory Slips
    Poet: Julie Hebert

    I forgot to get you
    A present this time,
    But flowers or chocolates,
    Cost more than a dime.

    With age memories start
    To go and slip away,
    But, we can still celebrate
    With a happy day!



  4. Sing A Song
    Poet: Unknown

    Sing a song of birthdays
    Full of fun and cheer
    And may you keep on having them
    For many a happy year.



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    Birthday Poems for Daughter


  6. For You
    Poet:  Unknown

    Here's a posy of flowers,
    And a basket too,
    With birthday greetings,
    All for you.



  7. Fly By
    Poet: Julie Hebert

    Birthdays past, what was and is no more,
    Youth does fly, as moments rush before.

    Gone too soon, young years, fly by
    But I am not going to sit and cry.

    Middle age sneaks in to take its spot,
    We know give age a bit more thought.

    And soon old age will be here
    But then everyone will love us and call us dear!



  8. Poems About Getting Older
    Poems About Getting Older


  9. Don't Fret
    Poet: C. A. Lynch

    Don't fret, have no regrets
    You will soon forget
    Your mind is getting old you know
    And sometimes it even shows.
    But carry on and happily be
    In you, there is always beauty.
    Happy Birthday my dear
    Don't let age be a fear!



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  11. As I Grow Old
    Poet:  Unknown

    God keep my heart attuned to laughter,
    When youth is done;
    When all the days are gray days,
    Coming after the warmth, the sun.
    God keep me then from bitterness, from grieving,
    When life seems cold;
    God keep me always loving and believing,
    As I grow old.



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  13. Let Me Grow Lovely
    Poet: Karle Wilson Baker

    Let me grow lovely, growing old
    So many fine things do:
    Laces, and ivory, and gold,
    And silks need not be new;
    And there is healing in old trees,
    Old streets a glamour hold;
    Why may not I, as well as these,
    Grow lovely, growing old?



  14. Birthday Fun
    Poet: Julie Hebert

    Birthday fun no
    Matter the age,
    The past is gone
    Turn the page,
    Who knows what
    Tomorrow may bring,
    But today,
    Happy Birthday, we'll sing.



  15. Happy Birthday Brother Poems
    Happy Birthday Brother Poems


  16. I Remember
    Poet: Thomas Hood

    I remember, I remember
    The roses, red and white,
    The violets, and the lily-cups,
    Those flowers made of light!
    The lilacs, where the robin built,
    And where my brother set
    The laburnum  on his birthday,-
    The tree is living yet.



  17. Age
    Poet: Julie Hebert

    What is age, but something to count?
    Some people fight it, like climbing a mount.
    I choose to live, with dignity and grace,
    And offer a drink, to all in this place.



  18. What is age, but something to count?
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  19. Wiser With Age
    Poet: B. R. Clement

    Now they say you are wiser with age
    The years pass and you go through a stage
    Wow, then you must be some wise
    Your age is truly a surprise
    You try to say you're younger that is true
    But knowing your age, you deserve your dues.
    Life stages you have seen many come and go
    And look at you it does not show.



  20. Birthday Spanking
    Poet: Unknown

    Here's a birthday spanking,
    Sent to you on a card, One, Two, Three,
    Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six,
    One to live on, one to grow on, one to make you fat.



  21. Birthday Sayings
    Birthday Sayings


  22. Another Year
    Poet: Julie Hebert

    Another year has come around,
    Your age is really mounting sound.
    But don't regret a thing,
    In fact, it's kind of exciting!
    You've got wrinkles and gray hair,
    But who even cares?
    You're still young at heart like me
    With lots of life still left to see!



  23. Birthday Blessings For A Friend
    Birthday Blessings For A Friend


  24. Ninety One
    Poet: Mrs. C. K. Smith

    Yes, I am ninety-one today;
    The world is just as bright and gay
    As when I was but "sweet sixteen,"
    And not so many years between!



  25. Laughter And Happiness
    Poet: Tom S. Gold

    You might as well smile, or else you could cry
    You can be down or you can be high
    You can slow down or be just as driven
    You see age is just a number given
    On this birthday we wish for you
    Laughter, happiness not down and blue.


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