Funny 50th Birthday Poems

Use one of our funny 50th birthday poems to bring a smile to the person turning 50. While they may want to stop turning the big 5-0, there is nothing they can do to stop it, so why not laugh. Fifty is certainly a milestone birthday, the person is has lived for a half a century, while we celebrate we also love to rub the age in!

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You're Still Going Strong
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Fifty years have come with a long,
And you're still going strong.
You've reached the half-century mark,
But you're not over the hill, not by a long shot.

You're still young at heart,
And you've got plenty of life left to start.
So don't worry about getting old,
Just enjoy the ride, and don't worry about the mold.

You've got wisdom, experience, and grace,
And a smile that lights up your face.
So let's raise a glass to you today,
And celebrate in every way.

Wisdom Of Ages
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Fifty years have come and gone,
And now you're feeling like a pawn.
But don't you worry, don't you fret,
You're not old, you're just well-set.

You've reached the age of treachery,
And now you're full of devilry.
You've got the wisdom of the ages,
And the energy of a thousand sages.

So don't you let this birthday get you down,
Just smile and wear your birthday crown.
You're still young, you're still alive,
And that's something to celebrate and thrive.

It's Time To Rejoice
Poet: C. A. Lynch

You're turning fifty, it's time to rejoice,
You've got a lifetime of memories to voice.
Your brain's been working hard all these years,
Balancing life's issues, joys, and fears.

You may be getting fatter, but that's okay,
Your brain's using all your experiences to sway.
It's like a pendulum, swinging back and forth,
Keeping you steady, grounded, and on course.

So let's raise a glass to your half-century mark,
And celebrate the fact that you're still sharp as a shark.
You've got wisdom, wit, and humor to spare,
And we're grateful for the memories we've shared.

Half-Century Celebration
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Fifty years have come and gone,
And you're still going strong.
But time has not been kind to you,
It's done you some real wrong.

Your hair is thinning, your skin is sagging,
Your eyesight's not what it used to be.
But don't worry, my dear friend,
You're still as lovely as can be.

Time may be a great healer,
But it's not so hot a beautician.
So let's raise a glass to you,
And your half-century of ambition.

Like A Fine Wine
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Fifty years have come and gone,
And you're unable to wear a thong.
As time has been a real jerk,
It's done you some real work.

You're like a fine wine, my friend,
Aged to perfection, with a hint of sass.
You've got more style than a runway model,
Even though your legs and hips may waddle.

So let's raise a glass to you,
On this special day of yours.
Here's to another fifty years,
Of living life without any fears.

Here's to another fifty years, Of living life without any fears.

Keep Fiddling
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Happy Birthday to you, dear friend,
You've been around the sun again and again.
18,250 days have come and gone,
But you're still vibrant, and that's no con.

You're like an old fiddle with miles to go,
But you still play a tune that's not too slow.
Your strings may be frayed, and your bow may be worn,
But you still make music that's not forlorn.

So here's to another year of life,
Full of joy, laughter, and no strife.
May your days be filled with love and cheer,
May you always have a reason to cheer.