Funny 70th Birthday Poems

Who said turning 70 needs to be a somber affair? Share one of our funny 70th birthday poems that will tickle your funny bone and lighten up this milestone celebration. These verses will add laughter to this special day. After all, humor is the perfect way to celebrate seven decades of life!

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Spots And Wrinkles
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Age spots, wrinkles, and dry skin,
Reduced sweating, and hair growing thin,
These are the things that come with age,
But don't worry, you're still all the rage!

You've lived through decades of change,
And you've got plenty of stories to exchange,
You've seen the world transform before your eyes,
And you've got plenty of wisdom to advise.

So let's raise a glass to seventy years,
And all the laughter, love, and tears,
You've made it this far, and that's no small feat,
So sit back, relax, and put up your feet!

Seventy Years And Funny Memories
Poet: C. A. Lynch

Seventy years have come and gone,
And you've got plenty of tales to spawn,
Like the time you spilled wine on the white carpet,
Or when the dog pooped by the dining table, oh what a target!

But through it all, you've kept your sense of humor,
And that's what makes you such a great bloomer,
You've laughed and loved and lived life to the fullest,
And that's why your birthday is such a joyous bullet.

So here's to seventy years of memories and mirth,
And all the laughter that's yet to unfurl on this earth,
May your days be filled with sunshine and smiles,
And may your heart be light for miles and miles.

The poem, Seventy Years And Funny Memories, celebrates the person's 70th birthday by highlighting humorous and memorable moments from their life. The verses recount comical incidents like spilling wine on a white carpet and a dog's unexpected choice of a bathroom spot. Despite these mishaps, the poem emphasizes the person's enduring sense of humor. It praises the individual for embracing life with laughter and love, living fully, and maintaining a positive outlook. The poem concludes with warm wishes for more joyful memories, sunny days, and smiles in the years to come.

SkyDive? Really
Poet: C. A. Lynch

You're turning seventy, oh my!
But don't you worry, don't you cry.
You may not want to skydive,
Or race cars at a hundred and five.

You may not shimmy up a tree,
Or do things that are wild and free.
But there's more to life than all of that,
New adventures await, so tip your hat.

You've lived a life that's full and rich,
And now it's time to scratch that itch.
Try something new, something bold,
Something that will make you feel less old.

So here's to you, on your special day,
May your adventures take your breath away.
Happy birthday, dear friend,
May your new decade never end!

Try something new, something bold, Something that will make you feel less old.

You're Not Over The Hill
Poet: C. A. Lynch

You may never be a president,
Or prime minister, or an astronaut,
Or deep sea diver, or anything like that,
But you activate the TV remote and watch them bat.

You may not have climbed Mount Everest,
Or run a marathon, or won a Nobel Prize,
But you can still enjoy life's simple pleasures,
Like a good book, or a slice of apple pie.

You may not be as young as you once were,
But that doesn't mean you're over the hill.
You've still got plenty of life left in you,
So go ahead and live it with your free will.

Happy 70th birthday, my dear friend,
May your day be filled with laughter and cheer.
May you enjoy all the things you love most,
And have a wonderful year!