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Funny 60th Birthday Sayings & Quotes

These funny sayings can add a touch of humor to a 60th birthday celebration and bring smiles to the faces of the birthday person and their guests. You may also find humor in these funny 60th birthday poems.

Quotes & Sayings - Funny 60th Birthday Sayings & Quotes

Funny Sayings for A 60th Birthday

These sayings are ones that wish a happy birthday with a smile!

You're not old; you're just 60 months young!

60 years old doesn't sound bad, but six decades, wow, that is a long time!

At 60, every day is a 'senior' moment.

You know you're 60 when the candles cost more than the cake.

Life begins at 60 - that's when you start counting backward!

Life begins at 60 - that's when you start counting backward!

The secret to staying young at 60? Lie about your age!

At 60, you have the right to forget people's names and blame it on your 'wisdom'!

Welcome to the 'senior' class of life at 60.

Happy 60th! Time to trade your youth for a lifetime of discounts.

At 60, you've earned the right to nap anytime, anywhere.

60 is the new 40, but with more experience!

You're not aging; you're just adding layers of wisdom.

You're not aging; you're just adding layers of wisdom.

Congrats on reaching level 60 in the game of life!

60 is just a number, and you've got it down to an art!

60, is the age when you finally stop worrying about what others think.

60 is the new 40, but with more experience and a few extra laughs.

60 is the new 40, but with more experience and a few extra laughs.

Welcome to Club 60! Where 'early bird special' is the most exciting part of the day.

At 60, you're not old; you're just wonderfully vintage, like fine wine.

60: the age where the knees crack, and the jokes get even better!

60 is when you start to count your pills more often than your candles.

May your 60s be as 'wild' as a game of Bingo night at the retirement home.

They say life begins at 60. So, let's start with the first nap of the day!

60 - the age when turning heads means looking back to see where you left your glasses.

60 - the age when 'turning heads' means looking back to see where you left your glasses.

At 60, you've got more great stories than hair. Let the follicles fade and the tales shine!

Happy 60th! Don't worry; you're still a spring chicken�just one with a lot of feathers!

60 is the age when your doctor sends you birthday cards, and you actually appreciate them.

Congratulations on your 60th! You're now officially a "senior influencer."

May your 60s be full of joy, laughter, and enough cake to last you through to 70!

May your 60s be full of joy, laughter, and enough cake to last you through to 70!

60: the age where you remember all your old friends' names... as long as they're in your phone's contact list.

May your 60s be full of joy, laughter, and enough cake to last you through to 70!

Happy 60th! You've reached the 'age of enlightenment'�it just takes a bit longer to remember why." At 60, you're not getting older; you're leveling up with style!

May your 60s be a journey filled with adventures, laughter, and the occasional senior moment.

60 - the age when you're old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway!

Funny Quotes for A 60th Birthday

Find thoughts of others in these quotes that have humor for a 60th birthday person.

So here's to sixty, a milestone so neat, where laughter and naps make life complete.
C. A. Lynch, Superpowers So Grand

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.
Herbert Beerbohm Tree

Sixty candles on the cake, oh what a sight to see, as time dances upon your brow, with grace and mystery.
C. A. Pulsifer, Retirement Bliss

At 60 - Your glasses sit atop your head, as you merrily roam, and driving in circles has become the norm.
C. A. Lynch, Memory Lapses

Now that I�m 60 and ready to read all those books I have piled up, it�s too bad I can�t see the words.
Melanie White

Now at sixty, trends no longer define, what brings me joy is what I call mine.
C. A. Lynch, Who Cares About Fashion

Oh dear, the big 6-0 has arrived, you've reached a milestone and we're all alive!
C. A. Lynch, Remembering What

I�m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

I�m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller

On your 60th, dear friend, we shall jest imagine us journeying way back to the West, a cowboy hat atop your snowy gray hair
C. A. Lynch, Times Travel

Now that I�m 60, every morning I look in the mirror and say, �I don�t know who you are, stranger, but I�m gonna shave you anyway.
Milton Friedman

As I blow out these candles with a smile so grand, I'll embrace the unknown in my aging hands.
C. A. Lynch, Technology Challenges

Our laughter lines and silver hair declare, the tales of mischief that we now wear.
C. A. Lynch, Ageless Wisdom

Oh seniors, with your superpowers so grand, at sixty, you dazzle us as we stand. Your body may creak and joints may groan
C. A. Lynch, Superpowers So Grand